Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.